two-timer

N. Deceptive ice-hockey shot where a player deliberately misses a quick shot from a pass and then blasts a shot with a second swing of the stick.

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Nice miss Jacques!

No, no! It was the two-timer. I meant to do like that.

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free-timer

A person who becomes suddenly rich, via the lottery, casino, etc., that they no longer have a necessity to work.

Bob: "Hey where you goin'?"

Joe: "Fuck this place I'm a free-timer now, I hit the Powerball BABY!!!"

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All Timer

when two people are attracted to each other but dont go out every time theu see each other they kiss each other ( french kiss ) even if the two people have gf or bf they still do it, but they dont tell their gf or bf

F: want to kiss me
M: hell yeahh !! lets make it an all timer
F: OKAYY !!!
*** three months past they meet ***
M: hello
F: sorry i cant i have a bf
M: hoo gives a fuck he wont find outt
F: okayy thenn
** her bf sees them **
BF: stupid coww !!!!!!!!!!!


moral of this childrenn ;;
DONT DO AN ALL TIMERR !!!

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Short Timers

When a person gets promoted and has to stay in their current position for a week or two.

Mike's got Short Timers man! He took vacation for the last 4 days in his current position!

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Short Timer

A luck son of a bitch who moves out west for the snow season in a couple of days, so clearly not a fuck will be given at work.

That bastard will be waist deep in fresh powder in two days, fucking short timer.

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turkey timer

A slang term for a fully charged / hard clitoris. So called because of its resemblance to the timer that pops out when a frozen turkey is finished baking.

One stroke on her turkey timer and she was gushing like Niagara Falls.

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All Timer

when two people are attracted to each other but dont go out every time theu see each other they kiss each other ( french kiss ) even if the two people have gf or bf they still do it, but they dont tell their gf or bf

F: want to kiss me
M: hell yeahh !! lets make it an all timer
F: OKAYY !!!
*** three months past they meet ***
M: hello
F: sorry i cant i have a bf
M: hoo gives a fuck he wont find outt
F: okayy thenn
** her bf sees them **
BF: stupid coww !!!!!!!!!!!


moral of this childrenn ;;
DONT DO AN ALL TIMERR !!!

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