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Possibly the ugliest male name in the entirety of the English Language. A name that nearly destroys the chances of getting laid for anyone who bears it.
From family guy:
Security system: "What is the ugliest male name?"
Peter: "hmmmmm..........keith"
Security system: ".....correct"
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A male who steals another man's wife and marries her. Often pick the wife up with a cheesy pick up line. Often resides in northeast.
A Keith: Are you from Tennessee
Another Man's Wife: no
A Keith: Your the only ten I see.
Another Man's Wife: Awe I'm going to leave my husband and marry you.
A Keith: Swing a dee dee.
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to eat out a female with chunks of food stuck in your braces
Kenny was doing the Keith to Maia and Maia had some leftovers in her vagina the next morning.
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A stupid ugly faggot, that sucks giant veiny cock. He enjoys slurping the white, thick liquids that emerge from the end of a penis. Generally a short ugly fag, Keith eats poo.
That Keith kid is as described.
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Reference to cocaine. Named after Keith Hernandez of the 1986 New York Mets who was rumored to be a cocaine user.
You got any Keith?
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Typically an overweight, condescending kind of guy who gets his daily elitist fixes by pointing out the obvious. A Keith generally fears change and will use any excuse, no matter how ridiculous, to avoid changing anything. Petty, stubborn, arrogant, paranoid and exceptionally small minded. Often found working in IT offices around the country.
Andy: Keith, have you changed something?
Keith: Maybe
Andy: Any ideas as to what you might have changed?
~ 2 minutes elapses ~
Keith: No, soz. I knew a couple of minutes ago though
paranoidpettystubbornfearoverweightITwanker
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