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The most overrated quarterback in the NFL. Everybody kisses his ass so much it makes every Falcons game unwatchable. Very inaccurate, throws the ball so hard it's impossible to catch with just your hands. Despite his speed, he is the most sacked quarterback in the NFL.
Did you see Vick get creamed by Buckner and he fumbled the ball to Peppers who ran it for a touchdown? That was a nice play.
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An Ex-NFL player who executed dogs with a bunch of his wankster friends. He used to play for the Atlanta Falcons, where he showed amazing talent, but was too stupid to know how to play quarterback. He is now scrutinized by many around America, but the black people in the inner city of Atlanta seem to feel sorry for him. This is probably due to the lack of education and common sense among black people.
Al Sharpton gave Michael Vick a blowjob during an NAACP meeting.
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1). The worst passer in the NFL. A quarterback who gets sympathy for losing to the Kansas City Chiefs 56-10 than the Chiefs get credit for setting a new rushing touchdown record
2). The idiot who had to try and show off in a preseason game, broke his leg, and cost Dan Reeves his job
3). The guy who supposedly gave herpes to a girl on purpose but ESPN and the NFL are trying to cover it up because Vick is a god and can do no wrong according to them
4). Quarterback whose coach is possibly the biggest idiot in the NFL and probably couldn't coach a flag football team to one win without Vick being there
5). Quarterback whose ass is the sole recipiant of ESPN's and the NFL's kisses
Michael Vick has one of the worst passer rating in the NFL.
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The Act of taking a shit, whilst face-timing your girlfriend, while at work
McDonalds employee "Yo, wheres the manager?"
Other employee "Oh, he's taking a Vick"
Assistant manager "that thing where he takes a shit and face-times with his girlfriend?"
Customer "Who could do such a thing?"
All employees "Vick can"
The combination of a good running back and an average quarterback. Also fumbles WAY too much.
Michael Vick is a good runner, but a so-so passer partly because of his subpar recievers.
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Nickname for the Regenerator, which is widely revered as the best item in the first-person shooter video game, Halo 3. The nickname is derived from it's real-life counterpart, Vicks VapoRub. The green aura surrounding the Regenerator are reminiscent of Vicks VapoRub, which also has strong restorative properties. Players can sustain two or even three melees while within the healing effect of the Regenerator, making it an invaluable piece of equipment.
"I feel so much better now. Vicks Vape ftw!"
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One of the most disgusting ways to ingest DXM.
Thicker, nastier, and less potent than the far superior Maximum Strength Robotussin, an eight-ounce bottle of Vicks contains 474mg of dextromethorphan, which to a seasoned DXM-head "ain't shit".
"Yeah, I dig closed-eye-visuals, but I'm not drinking Vicks 44, man! Come on, it tastes like the fuckin' devil, man!"
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