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toenail collecting is obviously the most fun activity through your day, if you've never bitten off a toenail and stashed it away in a jar, you are not normal.
My favorite thing to do is toenail collecting
a small machine that makes grease that resembles the grease from a left ring toenail
i need me a left ring toenail grease maker
Am imaginary Australian military saying for standing up straight or at attention or in a state of preparedness
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Wake up lads! Tits over Toenails! The major will be here for inspection in 15 minutes.
illegal substance that can be crushed and smoked/sniffed
vegetarians question whether they can eat it but it is in fact 100% seeds and common grasses
get yo organic hippie toenails at www.organichippiebodyparts.com
valdek approves this substance
organic hippie toenails make you low instead of high, making it safe and healthy for consumption.
A pain that sucks. Usually detached from the sides, or if you’re unlucky like me, from everywhere but the bottom. You’ll need to bandage it up for a few days, and avoid going swimming for two weeks. If you’re unsure, have an infection, or are bleeding profusely, please visit a doctor.
A: how did you get a detached toenail?
B: I hit it on a rock :(
a synonym for the sexiest part of ur body or the sexiest person u know
Wow!!! He's the pinky toenail of asians!!
Black toenail means you are sexy as hell, have the sweetest tasting pussy, great at sucking dick, and the most beautiful green eyes
You see that girl over there with the black toenail polish? I bet her pussy tastes like cotton candy.