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Touchdown deep throat is getting deep throat beginning after the extra point attempt and ending at the next kickoff. Only for those that enjoy oral sex immensely. TDDT
Today girls were performing touchdown deep throat
This is the domestic spin on Football's Touchdown Dance. A dance that occurs whilst holding a fly swatter, once a highly elusive fly has finally met it's fatal smash-down.
Scenario to prompt a dance: I chased that annoying fly all over the house! It was a close call after losing valuable fly-swatting opportunities when it landed on the family dog, I finally got the sucker!
Fly Swatter Touchdown Dance Description:
While holding the fly swatter valiantly into the air like a sword, commence ridiculous hip swings, two steps, holding up the number one, or for the extra flourish Moon Walk!
An expression used to celebrate succeeding while either very high or faking it.
Refers to a line 3:07 into "Dock Ellis and the LSD No-No"--James Blagden's animation of Pirates pitcher Ellis's retelling of the no-hitter he pitched on acid--when Ellis recounts a play where he very gracefully covers first base.
Q: Dude, the client loved those concepts you did last night.
A: Cool, cuz I was high as fuck when I wrote em. Oooh I just made a touchdown!
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Tackling a naked man to the ground while naked
Three hours after last nights football game Steve and Joe did the Tallahassee Touchdown while drunk.
When a football team scores 7 points but does so by kicking one field goal and scoring two safeties. Named for the Iowa Hawkeyes, who scored 7 points in this manner against South Dakota State on September 3, 2022.
The Hawkeyes’ offense couldn’t score an actual touchdown for shit, but the defense and special teams stepped up to get an Iowa touchdown.
The act in which you launch your body off of a stationary object and into the vagina of a human female. While in the air, you shout, "I'm cumming in hot". This is usually done while wearing a cape.
Daniel gave me the Superhero Touchdown last night.
Beautiful white girls who only date guys that play football🏈. A snow bunny who only like football players.
She only dates Jamal because he plays football, she is a touchdown bunny