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beermuda triangle

When your brew is missing and can't be found.

I could have sworn i had half a coors left... it's in the beermuda triangle bro.

by plusfour November 21, 2011


Baseless Triangle

A person with an XY set of chromosomes whose age and self perception indicate that he is a man, yet whose way of being in the world suggest that he is, rather, a manchild. Such person lacks the basic personality, emotional, and behavioral traits that are the fundamental elements of an adult, i.e., caring for self and others, communicating like a grown up, taking responsibility for his actions. Although brief interactions and appearances may incorrectly indicate that this person is a man, his missing base of the man/adult hierarchy of needs triangle indicate that he is, in fact, a caret ("^").

OMG, Stacey, I just found out that my new boyfriend is a baseless triangle. He seemed totally cool for like 3 months, but today I passed him on the street and said "hi" and he acted like I didn't even exist. Do you think he just forgot to break up with me this morning?

Yikes! I look down and see my penis, but I see no other evidence whatsoever of my manhood. I can't support myself, when my girlfriend cries I just go out and get a beer, and my idea of fun is playing guitar with the boyz when I should be at work. I'm real funny, good looking, and the ladies say I'm a charmer. Have I become a baseless triangle, or is it possible that I just forgot to grow up?

by SnarkyJ August 4, 2016


furry triangle

The pussy, or female genitalia.

bingo bango, furry triangle

by A Spooky Ninja October 18, 2017

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triangle tattoo

A triangle is a lgbtqa+ symbol. If it's tattooed on your body, it might just mean that you like maths or pink floyd but it can also mean that you are lgbtqa+.

Louis Tomlinson had his old triangle tattoo on his ankle renewed. He's so gay. "You can tell a man by his ankle."

by lovemountain February 25, 2017

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The M.O'Connor Triangle

A dating preference in which a man has three options simultaneously. These Consist of one woman that he's been dating for a while, and about to end a relationship with. The second one he's been dating for a shorter time, and everything is going well. The third and final one is just starting out, and beginning to blossom. And Tah Dah! The M.O'Connor triangle.

John: Three girls at once man?

Ryan: Yeah, the M.O'Connor triangle.

by BigLoonadoon June 8, 2009


The Scalene Triangle

Ah, the scalene triangle.

Person: Ah, the scalene triangle.
Person: FUCK ME SCALENE TRIANG-

by JohnnyBrunch September 10, 2012

35๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


triangle face

The face one makes when they are brutally confronted with the sight of the other two people in a love triangle sharing an intimate moment and they are being excluded. This expression may show feelings of jealousy, anger, sadness, longing, betrayal, loneliness, resignation, and/or other negative emotions. Often seen on characters of teenage dramas such as Smallville.
Coined by Dominick Hannah, University of Chicago, BA, BS 2016

After months of flirting, Clark and Lana finally get together and share a passionate kiss in the loft. Chloe walks in and see them, and her face morphs into severe triangle face, filled with despair, hurt, and resignation.

by silentauthor96 May 3, 2016