Trot Nixon

Probably the most underrated outfielder in baseball today. Has hit over .300 ALL SEASON with over 25 HRs right now and is 10th in the AL in avg., yet he doesn't make the all-star team.

Trot Nixon is the best!!!!!!!

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potty trots

A case of diarrhea; slang for pain in pelvic areas and diarrhea

I was guarding the safe until i got the potty trots.

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hot-to-trot

Someone with good looks, sex appeal and that is damn fine!

'Check him out-
hot-to-trot or what?!'

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backside trots

Synonym for diarrhea. Excessive and frequent evacuation of watery feces.

The stomach flu gave me a serious case of the backside trots. I was running to the toilet every 5 minutes.

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trotting twat

a specially slected girls (twats).
Criteria (you must fit one or all):
- you look like a horse
- you smoke while wearing tights
- you are a midget in love with a goiter
- you are ugly
- you drive a minivan
- you date ian
- you love muffins.

"Did you just see her with muffins?"
" Yeah!What a trotting twat."

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hot trots

When the need to poop is so imminent that you have to run in order to get to a toilet before shitting your pants.

After that trip to Taco Bell, Katlyn had to shit so bad she had the hot trots.

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dog trot

The act of flaunting your package through a vigorous air-humping motion to promote masculinity, specifically performed in speedo's or loose undergarments. Resembles the way a male Canines ding-dong moves when walking. Currently unknown if females find this attractive.

"dog trot! dog trot! dog trot!"

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