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A friend who is primarily used as a backup wen other, more entertaining options go awry or are simply unavailable. The "side dip" of the friendship list. The "Wii" when the other more entertaining friends Xbox and PS3 have been broken through excessive use. The "spare tyre", the one you were hoping not to use.
1. When a friend,lets call him Jack, only starts talking to you at a late hour, lets say 01:25. But at no other time...YOU are the spare tyre friend
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When engaging in the courtship of a girl/boy, it is a requirement of youth, when you are not allowed to shag in your parents houses, to seek other locations to close the act. One popular destination is the car. Hence the expression.
" C'mon sweet cheeks, I'm feeling horny, lets go to the local beauty spot, get naked and lets rotate these tyres! "
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A nickname given to a co-worker who has the seemingly bad luck of trashing pick-up tires on a fairly regular basis, far more than the normal amount of flats for doing simple field work.
"Oh look, it's Poppy de Tyre, at it again" (while he is sitting at the side of the road or stuck in the middle of nowhere, yet again).
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A term used in Formula 1 by Sir Lewis Hamilton to secretly say that he is going to do multiple fastest laps of the race
Bono: Verstappen is closing the gap behind
Lewis: I cant keep him behind Bono, my tyres are gone we are on the wrong strategy.
*proceeds to win the race with 30 seconds gap infront of 2nd place
Lewis: Those redbulls are getting really fast they are catching us
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A female of the provocative type who attends car shows.The female has no personal interests in said cars but is interested in the bragging right of being with the owner of said car in a intimate way.
Mate she's a pure tyre muncher stay clear
Tyree is a punk name, he is really a punk I mean it. He is a tall dumbass that gets on everybody’s nerves. Also if they are named Tyree they cannot spell anything slightly difficult. They play a gay sport and could never be faster than their other sibling.
Tyree Jackson is a punk and can’t play sports
After a feed of pints, preferably stout, after letting a fart, a shart ensues. Nipping it in the bud leaves a little residue in the boxers, akin to someone revving and spinning a car wheel and leaving a small streak in the tarmacaden.
Jesus I was in bad shape last night. Had a feed of Guinness and ended up flat spotting the tyres during a presentation at work.