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When someone simply will not budge or admit wrongdoing, despite knowing very well that they're wrong and that fact being plain obvious. When someone is being extremely stubborn for no reason, especially for something relatively minor, they have a stick up their ass.
Dave: Son I want you to go pick three dandelions and bring them back to me, I can't because my back hurts.
Son: No dad, I don't want to.
Dave: oh come on you can't just do it, it's three flowers son.
Son: No, I don't feel like it, do it yourself
Dave: Son, why do you have a stick up your ass? It's such an easy and simple task that you'd already be done with if you didn't argue with me.
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When somebody you know makes your business their business.
Shannon told my girlfriend that I went to a strip club; she's got her nose up my ass.
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Another way to say Metal up your ass.
Reporter- Do you have anything to say to the public?
Dave Mustaine- METAL UP UR ASS!!!
*Cut to Metallica cheering and flipping off the camera*
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When something annoys you
When people chew with the mouth open it gets up my ass
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An expression used in place of screw off,.
By the end of the night, Thomas had enough of the rude woman and proclaimed suddenly "Go dig up my ass, bitch!"
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It's a fucking joke so chill the fuck out. just being honest.
You're really pretty but you're such a fucking hoe.
Don't take it up the ass tho.
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This is what you add to the end of a fortune you get from a fortune cookie at a Chinese food restaurant. There is always some asshole that tells you to add "in bed" at the end. That is weak.
Marvin: what did your fortune say?
Charlie: It says "You will soon find great pleasure with a dildo up your ass"
Marvin: You don't have to be a turd tapping dickhead.
Charlie: Fuck this Chinese food bullshit. Let's go to Mountain Mikes for Pizza next time.
Marvin: OK
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