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Fast becoming Canada's Hollywood, West Vancouver is the wealthiest neighbourhood in this great nation, where people go in the pursuit of perfection. Rich, “established” Vancouverites tired of the city spend millions to settle here all in the quest to advertise they’ve made it (frequently at the expense of living beyond their means). The district functions under the mantra money = love/happiness, charity = ribbon cutting, fat = failure, and aging = a trip to the plastic surgeon. A place where MILFs sporting Lululemons can commonly be confused for their Louis Vuitton-totting 15-year-old counterparts, and the local police have nothing better to do than round up bums and drive them over the Lions Gate Bridge to deposit them back on Granville street.
Genetically modified, lettuce-fed trophy wives spend all day orchestrating interior designers, personal trainers, chefs, and florists to create a sexed-up Martha Stewart persona, for which they take personal credit. After an extended day doing 'who knows what' at the office, their lawyer/producer/real estate mogul husbands trade in their Pathfinders for Porsches and whisk their wives away to various socialite obligations. Filipino nannies simultaneously raise their Wonderkin and maintain the household cooking and cleaning, all for the same slave wages they made in the Philipinnes! To quell their guilt, parents shell out copious amounts of money, which their little hellions promptly spend at Park Royal. A seperate allowance is used to pay their drug dealers for crystal meth, which helps the children to simultaneously achieve honour role grades, team captain positions, and slim physiques, all in the quest to ooze perfection.
People who have escaped the West Vancouver bubble refuse to admit this is where they grew up, for fear of being judged as “one of them” and consequently, spending an extra hour a week in therapy.
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Someone who may be considered financially secure or even wealthy, but is impoverished by high housing costs and cost of living conditions within their current region.
Yeah, Susan's the CEO, but she takes out loans to visit the food bank. She's not poor, just vancouver poor.
Mark is so vancouver poor that the only hobby he can afford is visiting the bank to watch the ATM spit out his money.
Sarah is so vancouver poor that she can only eat out when she forces her staff to buy a group deal.
Description of the majority of beautiful Asian women found in Vancouver. As beautiful as they may be, they all actually look the same! Just like all the 'Vancouver Special' homes built in a particular architectural style in the period from roughly 1965 to 1985 in Vancouver. These women will usually sport a designer handbag, ombre hair, fake eyelashes and snobby attitude.
I'm not going to (insert Vancouver club here)! It's full of Vancouver Specials!
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A name that will now forever be synonymous with hockey hooliganism to the great unwashed masses of non-hockey fans!
The Vancouver Canucks fans would have rioted regardless of whether they won or lost the Stanley Cup Finals!
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Pot. Grass. Ganja. Weed. Hemp. Short bus biofuel. Dank. Green. Bud. Marry Jane. Call it what you like, it's another name for Marijuana.
"What are you eating?"
"Vancouver Salad"
"YOU'RE EATING POT!?!?!?"
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An otherwise vegetarian individual who eats fish if presented in sushi format. Usually from or somehow associated with Vancouver.
She ordered the 18pc special and ate the California roll too, because she was a Vancouver vegetarian.
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An area in the Core of vancouver that is NOT a shit hole. It is filled with familys, culture, music, art, and has a stong sense of community A home to many. This place is also home to many homeless, mentally ill and people who suffer from addiction issues....But none the less is an AMAZING place!
See i'm from east vancouver yeah i'm born and raised, anyone on the other side is just a discrace..
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