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Egg-Venture a stupid arcade shoot em up made by boring Vegan pirates who were probably force fed dirt at school on a daily basis. The game is unique in the fact that it doesn't try to hide the creators disdain for eating/breaking eggs which are blatant Eggceptional piece's of shit with faces. The word egg is added into a variety of words throughout the game in a worse than lame attempt to humourise something about as entertaining as the bubonic plague
Warden: Prisoner 1469 it is now your turn to play egg-venture in the games room
*Prisoner takes one look at the stupid egg man*
Prisoner 1469: I think, I'll have a shower instead
A poo-poo handjob.
This character name first appeared as numerous grotesque sexual acts in the 4th season finale of The Venture Bros. , Episode 16, 'Operation P.R.O.M.
That chick was so weird...she actually asked if she could give me a Rusty Venture!
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When you jerk off so hard and often that your genitals stay red for extended periods of time. This forces you to seek an ailment and or a softer means of pleasuring yourself.
Boss: "I really need to start hiring more women to hold positions of importance in my company. I just can't afford to have one of the gents come down with a bad case of Rusty Venture and stop showing up at work."
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A Rusty Venture is a straight move. It's when you take a girl out for a huge dinner, but you don't let her go to the can. And then you have anal sex with her and she shits all over your dick. So, right when your about to get off you take it out and you blow shit on her back. That's the Rusty part. The Venture part is when you eat that junk off her back without using your hands.
Boom! Right out of the gate you ask for a Rusty Venture. That is bold my friend, qudos.
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When a man jerks off so many times, his penis becomes irratated and red
I didn't have anything to do this weekend and ended up getting a rusty venture
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A sexual act involving penetrating the anus with some object (such as a penis, a fist, or a turkey baster). When pulling the object out of the anus, fecal matter comes out, and one of the participants eats the fecal matter and any bodily fluids that accompany it.
Or alternatively, masturbating so often that the penis turns bright pink or red.
He asked the prostitute for a Rusty Venture and she slapped him.
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A sexual term from The Venture Bros. animated series which is said to be a name for "when you jerk off so much that your dick gets all red and sore".
If you constantly masterbate, you will end up with a Rusty Venture.
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