crimson violin

not related to playing an actual instrument, the crimson violin refers to cutting your own wrists. the violin is the sawing motion one makes (across the street not down it!) and the crimson is the blood shed. makes it alot easier and more casual to ask if said person is a cutter.

"Laura is wearing long sleeve shirts lately and its july."
"does she play the crimson violin?"
"haha maybe! i wouldnt be surprised."
"wow that was very casual and easier than asking if she rips her wrists apart."
"your right. i love UD"

Violin Strings

Slang term for large or bulging veins on the penis.

She gripped my penis so hard I thought she would snap my violin strings!

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Bloody Violin

Bloody Violin: is basically saying your gonna cut your self alot,
and the noise of your pain is the music from the instrument of your blade.

Random Guy #1:Hey so where did Ted go?
Random Guy #2:Dunno his friend said he was gonna go play the bloody violin, what ever that means
Random Guy #3: Face palm , you guys stupid , he's at home cutting him self . His arm is the violin and the blade is what makes the man cry out in pain, therefore playing the bloody violin.

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pee into a violin

To waste effort on someone or something.

Don't tell Mr. Panayotis that you can finish that project tonight. Telling him something like that is like trying to pee into a violin!

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Stroking the Violin

Like violin makers would use in the past, the "stroker" takes the intestines of a cat (small or large) and masturbates with one end while putting the other end in their ass

Timmy was caught stroking the violin yesterday and was quickly imprisoned

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third violin

Usually the best/worst violinists. They need to be so good they can pretend to be another instrument, the viola. But they are usually forgotten and are known as violists.

audience member What instrument are you playing?
third violinist Third violin
audience member Wow!! Is that good or bad?

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rusty violin

The process of sucking on a girl's rectum and reaching around the front to stimulate with your fingers. Called so because of the term "rusty trombone" and it's similarities to it.

"I gave my girl a rusty violin last night, and she loved it!"
"What's a rusty violin?"
"Well it's like a rusty trombone, but just for the ladies."

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