wafer muncher

A term used for Catholics because when they take communion they kneel before the priest, nibble on the consecrated host and then gulp down his juices.

When Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper took communion at his first Catholic mass he decided to pocket his wafer instead of eating it because being a Evangelical Christian he didn't want to appear be a wafer muncher.

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Bruton snuff wafer

Act of placing ones testicles inside the lower lip of a consenting or non-consenting individual. The testicles may become flattened not unlike a wafer when forced into the lower lip.

I was bored, she was passed out so i gave her the Bruton snuff wafer

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Pink Wafer Style

To go Pink Wafer Style on somebody is to pound them to the floor so fast like a light weight boxer. Hence the pink wafer buscuit is very lightweight.

If I see him again, I'm gonna go pink wafer style on his arse!

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YOU ATE MY NILLA WAFERS

When someone(s) eat your Vanilla Wafers, and your reaction is....YOU ATE MY NILLA WAFERS

Dad: WERE MY VANILLA WAFERS AT?!
Me: Uh....I ate them.....
Dad: YOU ATE MY NILLA WAFERS!!!1
(Roid Rage fit by dad)

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jigalow wafer

1. a holy communion wafer meant to be extra strength for the heavy jigalow sins

2. a cracker laced with viagra laced with low grade meth used by male sex workers to enhance performance

yo homie , I gotta get me some jigalow wafers from my dealer !

taint wafer

perineal dandruff

I use Head and Shoulders on my chode because I have a bad case of taint wafer.

sugar wafer

A rich white girl, generally between the age of 18-30, who gives people financial support in exchange for sex that drinks a lot of Starbucks, fucks a lot of black guys with big dicks, and wears ugg boots.

Yo nigga, I got me a new sugar wafer, she give more than welfare.