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The Wafer, a depressed creation of the internet created through a multitude of Joji songs, break ups, a never ending sadness, and dislike to themselves. In most cases, a Wafer is like a parasitic leech that will latch onto sad songs and listen to them day in and day out, until the sadness of that song has become their own. There is only one thing that will bring a smile to a Wafer, and that's the artist known as Joji, as often times a Wafer will disguise themselves by using a Joji profile picture, but do not be fooled- A Joji profile pic is a sure tell sign that the person behind that profile is a Wafer. Most days, a Wafer will loathe around with no purpose in life other than to catfish desperate E-people for a sad entertainment, as a Wafer has no emotional value.
"You're such a Wafer! Do you always listen to sad songs and loathe around with no purpose in life!" - Tom
"I just want to curl into a ball and eat ice cream while I catfish people whilst having no purpose in life. Leave me be, life is too hard," - A Wafer
The most effeminate of males. One with LOADS and LOADS of PRODUCT in his hair. Squeezes his little shake-weight muscles into extra-small V-neck t-shirts. Can be found bedazzling his wannabe designer jeans on the weekends.
It took Mike over 2 hours to get ready last night. I heard he buys his clothes at Baby Gap. He's such a Wafer.
Wafer is slang for an unmarked pill of pure MDMA that looks similar to a white smarties candy. Sometimes called waffles.
Consumption results in a very smooth roll with no tweak or hangover.
Hey man, do you have any wafers? I'm heading out to that rave tonight.
Yeah man they're 25 a piece.
A flavorless cracker, i.e. A white, middle aged man with no personality or street sense, a dry sense of humor often seen on the golf channel. Women can also be wafers, however the woman wafer is called a "waffle".
A wafer is a term used to describe a young white nigga who is a faggot, dick, pussy, and or likes to dock.
A pleasing way of calling one a Nigger.
Not meant to be offensive.
When two entities of wafers hypothetically rip off their rigid, external cover and collide into each other's warm, explosively attractive insides without considering location, witnesses, and time.
a vanilla wafer is walking down the street, and shes sees a neopolitan wafer with strawberry, vanilla & chocolate
and it goes "oh my, my n.wafer has a sexy 3 pack"
and they both take off your front cookies & "collide"