wailing on the cub scout

Sounds ominous, but literally translates as listening with undivided attention.

It's nice to see everyone wailing on the cub scout for a change. Now, please provide a helmet for the button-maker, chop chop.

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wail your woe

to masturbate or jerk off

Dude, just go wail your woe, that's what i do when im nervous.

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Wail Out For A Bailout

To ask a friend, family member, or a total stranger for some extra cash or a beneficial tool.

1) All the bums downtown were giving me a wail out for a bailout

2) When we played Monopoly, my brother wanted to get out of jail and wanted my Get out of jail free card, so he gave me a wail out for a bailout.

3) My calculus teacher was going to fail me, so I gave her a wail out for a bailout.

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Drunk Dial N' Wail

The act of calling sober friends or former significant others at un-Godly hours after consuming alcoholic beverages to whine and complain about your lack of friends or significant other, thereby further alienating yourself from said pissed off recipient of phone call.

Also a common misheard lyric of the Brian Setzer Orchestra.

"Jimmy got hammered again this weekend and pulled another Drunk Dial N' Wail on me. Why can't I just unfriend him like on Facebook?"

"Drunk Dial N'...then ya wail ya gotta Drunk Dial' N...then ya wail ya gotta Drunk Dial N'...then she went away!.....I love that song!"

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Wailes Pailes

Slang for pale and sickly.
Most commonly used in the states.

Oof, have you seen Iain, he's looking wailes pailes. I hope he feels better soon.

Westview wail pump

When one flatulates while running. It can give you a boost while running.

I won the the race; I had done the Westview wail pump.

The Wailing Wench

Since the dawn of time there has been an expression, that has survived the all the ages - in latin it is "Planctus Puera",in chinese "哭丫头". In english, it is "The Wailing Wench".
It is the simple, but pleasurable, act of slapping the behind of a a serving lady, a serving wench, the waitress etc.

It might be hard, it might be a light caress, and you might even grab if you are feeling cheeky. But it will ALWAYS end with a yelp and a shriek!

Gross old man 1 - "I pulled The Wailing wench on the new girl Jenny the other day, I marked her as mine, THAT'S for sure!"

Gross old man 2 - "You, my friend, are quite the rascal! I have longed to Wail the wench myself for a fortnight!"

Gross old man 1 - " She shrieked like a beast, and, I must admit, it was quite the behind on that one!"

*Both gross man laughing*