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A "WATERMELON" WOMAN IS A WOMAN WHO IS SWEET BUT HAVE TOO MANY SEEDS. SEEDS BEING CHILDREN.
"HEY MAN, YOU SEE THAT GIRL OVER THERE?"
"YEA MAN, I KNOW HER..SHE'S A WATERMELON...SWEET THOUGH BUT DAMN SHE HAVE TOO MANY SEEDS"
"FOR REAL....HOW MAN KIDS SHE GOT?"
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Watermelon (noun) A food favorited by cotton picking playas. Usually preferred to be sautéed with barbecue sauce and served with ice cold Kool Aid.
Tyrone: He gots the watermelon!
Demitrious: Yeah slime let’s steal it!
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An evil creature that must be stopped
Watermelon man: *Kills water melon*
Melons: *seek revenge*
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I saw this massive watermelon walking down main street.
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Someone who is emotional or says thing that are emotional. Especially in inappropriate situations or to someone who isn't expressive.
Her boyfriend keeps sending he "I love you" messages. What a watermelon !
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The action of ripping someone a new asshole large enough to fit a watermelon through.
I'm gonna watermelon your ass if you don't shut up!
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