Rural Dictionary

Wife

Formally known as Satan, will remove genitals if wed

my wife removed my genitals because she is the devil

by Pakidz December 8, 2006

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wife

Someone you can turn on when it gets dark.

Come on, wife, let's make some ugly children!

by PlayMakeReview February 19, 2022

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1. The absolute worst thing that can ever happen to a man.
2. A ruthless lie masking a hideous truth.
3. When you are totally and completely fucked out of everything and have to start all over again no matter how loyal, hardworking attentive, or just plain fucking awesome you were while being stabbed in the back.

4. Something no one understands until they have one and then it is too late, all is lost.

5. Another word for "life toilet".

1. Don't do it, omfg no, please, really don't!
2. No really, she gives you blow jobs now but when she is your wife you'll never get a blow job again unless you cheat on her.
3. Dude you got WIFED, just blow your fucking brains out if you have the balls, or be like the rest of us and just pretend to be happy while our hearts, souls, minds and finances are being endlessly and brutally raped.
4. Seriously, you don't get it, trust me you don't want to get because only people in hell (aka husbands) really know.

5. I gave her all of my money, my time, all of my hard work and commitment, and after she made me her dickless, balless snivling little bitch she legally stole all of my money and left home, now she is paying for her boyfriends crack addiction with the child support payments which make up more than half of my paycheck while my kids go without decent clothes.

by TomSax November 11, 2013

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