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The act of a poor soul waking up from a frighteningly realistic nightmare in which there is a womble in the bed with them- and exclaiming it out loud, usually waking up their partner.
“Ah mate, there’s a fucking womble in the bed”
A term to describe ones idiocy, or when one acts in an idiotic way.
Also used in anger to describe hatred towards one another.
"Mate, you're a right Womble Copter today!"
An idiot that dosnt think and walks around like a twat
(Guy trips over nothing) you are a cock womble
Womble-Clomp is when someone gets hurt very dramatically but in a comical fashion.
Other words can also be used like Clomped, Schlomped, Jingle-Dingled, Flapper Jacked, Doople Doople Schlomptomped
"Holy shit that dude just got womble-clomped!"
A collection of unused yet useful equipment left in a single area. Likely to attract the attention of wombles.
1: Jack really needs to clean all those old bits of radios off his desk.
2: Leave it alone it's bait for his womble trap.
a cock womble is a person that is a complete prick
Andrew: You know David? hes a bit of a cock womble
Aaron: Yea i know
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Person, persons or institutions who have become so deeply inbred that putrification has begun not just of the mind but indeed their very soul.
This manifests itself in literal, figurative or metaphorical displays of dimwittedness such as the desire and actualisation of said desire to collect for the purposes of hoarding or recycling, Spaff. This may occur aurally, visually or physically.
Dave: I was reading a definition on Urban Dictionary
and this gimp used the word 'actualise' twice
outside of a corporate environment.
John: What a Spaff-Womble!
Joni realised with her parents due round any minute, to enjoy some of her delicious spaghetti bolognese, she had run out of time to get the parmigiana! Like a dutiful Spaff-Womble, she scoured her abode for any leftover man spaff or if need be quam-tazum (mixed gender combo spaff normally the result of simultaneous ispaffulation.) Having sourced said substance(s) Joni crushed the gusset of old panties infused with the desired substance (resulting from a 'pantie-pull-to-the-side-and-ride' side spill) thus releasing the flaky substitute for the missing Italian ingredient.
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