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Eating a chocolate bar out of someone's asshole while wearing a top hat.
My girlfriend shoved a twix up her ass after prom and being hungary I ate it out of her ass. whild watching a willy wonka and the chocolate factory and masturbating over dwarfs
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A non-specific term that can apply to nearly any foreign leader of any race or ethnicity.
"Who's that asshole in Korea again?"
"Oh, man, Tonka Wonka or whatever?"
"Yeah."
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A currency only given to females who practice oral sex on several guys. This type of currency is only redeemable for candy bars and such items.
That girl was such a gutter slut, she sucked him off for wonka dollars.
Yes she did, only a whore would do such a thing for a wonka dollar.
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noun- An act of intense, emo intercourse performed by a man, wearing a purple top-hat, on a woman;
1.) The man gurgles up a lugi and spits on the woman's vagina. He then begins to smear it around, stimulating her clitoris.
2.) The man then persists by shoving Twizzlers, at least 27, analy into the woman.
*Of note, if the woman begins to bleed, you are doing it right*
3.) The man will then drizzle hot fudge all over the woman's breastic region and smear it everywhere. He will then lick all of it off and force her to eat the Twizzlers.
4.) Upon completion, the couple will have sex, however avoiding anal, due to the fact that she will not be tight in that region.
"At first, I thought my boyfriend was going to rape me... But it was much worse!"
"What happened?!"
"...He gave me a Willy Wonka!"
"Oh! My! Fucking! GOD!"
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Wonka Wash is when a female partner is suckin on the penis and before you explode you lift her head and splooge all over her face
I gave that bitch the Wonka Wash
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When you dress up like Willy Wonka and start hitting from the back with a midget and you stand up with them still mounted on your dick and then you spin them around I’m a circular motion like the blades of a windmill, the midget can be male or female but dressing them up like an Oompa Loompa is not optional
“Hey bro how’d your date go last night?”
“It was great man, she’s a midget so I gave her a wonka windmill”
A Wonka Fart comes from a combination of smell from all the food you just consumed that day, like a Wonka Meal, but far more disgusting.
Dude, you frigging stink, did you just drop a Wonka Fart?