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I need to get some pads, my wound is bleeding again.
A "Bleeding Wound," is also know as a "Vagina." a.k.a. Pussy
The idea is: Vagina's look like cuts, (wounds) and when the female has her "Time- of- the- Month," it's natural to say it's a wound.
Girl on Period: My wound is bleeding.
Guy: Don't be such a "Bleeding Wound," and do it already!
Kid: What a "Bleeding Wound."
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A vagina in which the outer labia touch each other, completely concealing all other parts...leaving only a straight line. Like one chop from an axe. |
After she shaved off her pubic hair, it was like looking at Barbie's axe-wound.
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The act of breaking your partner's arm and then having them jerk you off while they flap their arm like a seagull trying to fly.
Jackie just gave me an awesome wounded seagull.
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Slang term for "sexually transmitted disease".
I would love to bang britney spears, but she probably has slut wound's from that kevin homo.
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Plural of wounded soldier. Large quantities of wounded soldiers are often discovered in the aftermath of a party that someone notorious for McGanning beers has attended.
1. Dude, who was McGanning beers last night? There are wounded soldiers everywhere.
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A term used to describe a sexual position, or situation. Often used during an orgy. This particular "maneuver" is implemented when one woman takes on a minimum of either 3, or a maximum of 5 penis' at a time. A penis in her vagina, one in her left and right hands, one in the anus and one in the mouth. With all of this action going on, she will look like a wounded seagull struggling for her life.
While watching my porn today. I elected to hold-off until I saw her preform the Wounded Seagull with five guys at once! After that, it was all over.
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(verb) The act of waking up, espically in the late morning or any portion of the afternoon, and finishing off any alcoholic beverege remains from the previous, exceptionally drunken, evening.
Why is this phrase such a perfect explaination of the incident it refers to? Well, to bayonett a wounded person is paradoxically both wicked and compassionate. On the one hand, the dude is already hurting, and to bayonett him/her (for all you politicaly correct assholes) is essentually just kicking him/her while he/she is down. On the other hand, if you kill a wounded party by bayonetting him/her one could liken it to putting a hurt race horse out of its misery.
As you gather up those cups/glasses/cans/bottles the next day, it is safe to assume you're hurting similarly to the afore mentioned wounded dude (I refuse to add dudette even if I am being politically incorrect). On the one hand, more beer/liquer/wine/mixed drink/anything containing alcohol (shit, even NyQuill) will aleviate your shakes/headache/feeling of impending death. On the other, you'll just get drunk again, only this time on something room temperature that is likely to contain backwash of friends, people you pretend to be friends with even though they're irritating, people you have never met, but somehow have been in your house numerous times, that slut who was getting laid in your bathroom, the neighbor's dog, and quite possibly, your mom, and postpone the incredible discomfort.
I woke up with my shoes on and stumbled, still somewhat intoxicated, to the bathroom. On my way back to bed from the kitchen, where I had gone for a much-neededglass of water, I found a homeless man sleeping on my couch. I immediately realized that sobering up would be nothing more than a colassal exercise in futility, and proceeded to trade my water for the nearest leftover booze. I spent the remainder of my afternoon and evening bayonetting the wounded with some homeless dude whom I've never seen again.
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