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The foul odor that emanates from individuals in a yoga class. This includes the murky, lingering stench that one walks in to after a yoga class has ended and one is waiting for the next class to begin.
"My mat was right next to someone with the worst yoga stink I have ever smelled."
"I walked in to the yoga stink and had to turn right back around."
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The act of doing yoga moves in random places such as the grocery store, the mall, ect. Related to the new trends such as coning.
Ted was doing some intense yoga-ing in the ice-cream isle.
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A great phrase to shout while doing a driveby, it is customary to follow it with "YOGA FIRE!"
"Shit son, it's those niggas from the club, get down!"
*gunfire*
"YOGA FLAME!"
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Phenomenon that occurs when a man wears a pair of pants to yoga class so tight that you can see exactly where the pee comes from.
Natalie: Holy shit! Did you see that guy?
Nick: What? Where?
Natalie: To your right. His pants have conjured up some serious yoga dick!
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The ultimate external sign of a strong and powerful body. Only after years of practice can a man or woman acheive a yoga butt. It is perfectly proportioned, very tight, high, and sculpted. A yoga butt means you also have yoga arms, yoga abs, yoga legs, etc. It is very sexy and it immediately turns eyes and makes people jealous or inspired.
Thus a yoga butt is a status symbol. Only those who can afford training and healthy eating and self discipline can attain it. Its also a reminder to others to stay away or risk a major ass kicking.
I'm so pissed she took my boyfried I could kill her, but I better not try because even though I'm bigger she has a yoga butt and she would destroy my fat ass.
My boyfriend has a yoga butt and he can fuck better than anybody else on the planet.
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A really hot female with an athletic and toned body whose philosophy to the practice of yoga carries over into other areas of life, sometimes right and sometimes wrong, and sometimes an annoyance to jealous bitches.
Co-worker #1: "Yoga Bitch sure works hard at her job. Our clients mostly love her. I'll admit she has an awesome body. She is such a bitch though. The other day I asked if ever she ate doughnuts. She patted my belly and asked if ever I did sit-ups. The bitch. I'm a lot bigger, I think I could take her." (Bites down into a doughnut.)
Co-worker #2: "Doubtful. I've seen her hold a plank for over 5 minutes."
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Another word for sex. Especially if it involved some uncommon sex positions.
Well, if all goes well on this date, her and I will be going back to my place for some naked yoga
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