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May 6th is National See your Bfs Cock Day! Let’s see it fr ✅
It’s National See your Bfs Cock Day, you didn’t know? 🤔
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The task thine mother performs quite voraciously whilst in hell to the satisfaction of all who wish it morning, noon, and night.
A quote from the movie 'The Exorcist' (1973) where a possessed child informs a priest that the priests mother is in hell and spends her time sucking cocks there.
Hey man I got some good news and bad news. The bad news is your mother sucks cocks in hell, but the good news is I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO.
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Bill: ur so annoying and loud
ishika: WHAT?!?!
Bill: chill i’m just jerkin’ your cock
To do something awesome and let everyone know how badass you are
All right fuckknuckle, time to rock out with your cock out.
British
To take ages on the toilet, usually taking a really long shit.
"After that long walk I'm gonna go cock my trumpet."
"Oh you're going in? Are you gonna cock your trumpet?"
"Hahaha yeah gonna be ages"
"Ok don't be too long"
A synonym to "whatever floats your boat" used by the common faggots known as "road men"
Oi Jim what shall I do with Fatima tonight blad. "Whatever rocks your cock" fam
Because it still seems like you're trying to mythologize evolution to avoid the stark reality that critical fat-cock theory is the one true dating theory to rule them all.
Hym "Really, how fat is your cock though? Cus, I got a million dollars to a bucket of dog-shit that fat-cock regardless of behavior had relatively more to do with sexual selection than anything you have to have to say about it."