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Mother-Fucking Asshole Bitchy Shitty Person

a person who cheated on you

my wife is a mother-fucking asshole bitchy shitty person! DAMN! she had sex with Kendrick Lamar!

by Kmart098 May 31, 2018

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


God Damn Motherfucking Shitty Fucking Shit Fuckers

expression indicating extreme anger and/or
pain. see motherfucker

jayquan: yo nice kicks
shawn: thanx
jayquan: watch out for that pile of nasty shit!!......
shawn: what? aw, god damn motherfucking shitty fucking shit fuckers! i just bought these!!

by killa March 3, 2005

8139πŸ‘ 6136πŸ‘Ž


shitty poopoo fart farty balls butty booty fart

farty poop

"Hey, shitty poopoo fart farty balls butty booty fart."

by Alien and Pablo December 23, 2020

35πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


if you can't say anything nice, say something shitty.

When you are openly critical of someone's actions and are just being a dick.

James: Bob, you drive like a stoned flamingo.

Bob: at least you know if you can't say anything nice, say something shitty.

by dailybirdsandtrees August 4, 2011

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex

1. Train whistle
2. Drum set
3. Any toy that runs on batteries
4. Any toy that has a speaker

5. Things that make a noise any time it is moved
6. meth
7. Voice activated toys
8. Things that can be slammed closed
9. Things that provide the child with glucose
10. An electric guitar
11. Stuff that is made to scare them and make them yell
12. dildos
13. Stuff that can hardly touch them that they will claim hurts
14. Soldering iron
15. Sugar
16. Sucrose
17. Glucose
18. Rat poison
19. Basketball

20. Items 1-19

β€œDo you know stuff my son would like?”
No, but I can tell you all sorts of Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 4, 2022

9πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Shitty Face

Shitty Face is when a female or a male use a lot of make up to make a disguise mask on their face so they look like a completely different person. Even white people can look black. And so on. People to do this to escape criminal charges when they commit a crime while looking like a different person. Or go out in a date so their boyfriend won’t think she’s cheating. Or the most common reason they hiding a hideous face and can’t find no one to love them or have sex with them and make a fake face that look very beautiful. Older woman also do this to look younger.

You and your Shitty Face!!!

by The True Jesus Christ December 8, 2021


shitty eggs

The act of fucking her in the ass, and you impregnate her afterwards.
She will the have "shitty eggs"

Yesterday i met this girl while i was out drinking.
Later i then gave her "shitty eggs"

by assfgt March 27, 2017