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Lame...
No really, it's music for pansies.
*yawn* zzzZZZ snore...snooze snooze...
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When an underage boy is getting a hand job from a woman and tells them, "It's too dry." The woman immediately stops and that is the end of their sexual encounter At that point the underage male is left with some unwanted, painful blockage and a bruised ego.
I thought that girl was such a slut until she gave me a R Gannon last night
Im sick of being underage I want something more than an R Gannon.
Daddy all I want for Christmas is an R Gannon.
That Dookie I took last night reminds me of an R Gannon.
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Someone who is quite obviously gay, but continues to live as a straight person, often backing themselves into corners through heterosexual marriage and procreation. Like R. Kelly they are "Trapped in the Closet."
1. That guy's kids are gonna be so messed up when their dad comes out.
2. No way, he's so R Kelly that all his kids will think is that their dad is a pansy.
1. Tom Cruise is so gay. Why doesn't he just come out?
2. Cause he's a crazy Scientologist. Dude's gonna be R Kelly for the rest of his life.
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A group of people who shut down accounts, subreddits, and websites that contain loli porn. They focus on loli hentai, but shut down child porn when they find it.
Person 1: Hey are you a member of r/lolitary?
Person 2: Yea, I hate it when people masturbate to drawings of children!
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r/vegan’s meaner cousin who’s been to prison before.
A self-professed “ethical vegan hatespace” and vegan meme page on Reddit where it is against the rules for non-vegans to post, it is where vegans go to vent their general baseline misanthropy for about 99% of the world population, gatekeep veganism and throw away the key, and tell each other to “be very careful John 👍.” The community happily leans into every vegan stereotype in the books, sincerely uses the term “carnist” and variations of it on the regular, hates Beyond Meat and Impossible Foods for doing animal testing, and accuses r/vegan of carnist boot-licking.
TL;DR: The largest subreddit for people whose ideology matches that of the Animal Liberation Front.
The most highly-upvoted r/vegancirclejerk post of 2021 was a screenshot of a post from Alex J. O’Connor on Twitter about how the satirical subreddit r/DogDiet, which was about “all things dog meat,” was banned from Reddit, but r/bbq and r/meat remain unbanned. The post warns r/bbq and r/meat posters to “just make sure you don’t post the wrong animal, you might get banned.”
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The most stupid word i heard and it became a cancer meme bcus people often go to youtube comments and start saying r/wooosh everytime and they think they are cool or something
Person 1:you have gay
Person 2:do u even english bro
Person 1:r/woooosh
Person 66:hi i wanna have $3X with u and your V@GlNA
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To put it simply, its the black man's emo music. Take usher for instance, hes always bitchin about some lost girlfriend. Now take yellowcard, they bitch about some lost girlfriend too. Now, it all makes sense doesnt it? Its just taht this emo doesnt have guitars, usually.
Yellowcard = Usher - Guitars and whiny voice.
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