wooosh

The sound of a joke flying over your head, or, alternatively, the comment of when someone is redirecting you to r/wooosh.

A: "My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he does he kept insisting for us to 'be positive', but it's hard."
B: "Their blood type was B positive."
C: "wooosh"

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wooosh

wooosh is for when someone doesn't understand the sarcastic or a joke and tries to correct the joker. r/wooosh has alot of examples

Guy 1 : I have a great knock knock joke
Guy 2 : Go ahead!
Guy 1 : You gotta start it first
Guy 2 : Knock knock!
Guy 1 : Who's there?
Guy 2 : No, you supposed to tell me the joke
Guy 1 : wooosh

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Wooosh

'Wooosh' is a noun, a verb, an adjective, an exclamation, and name of the coolest gallery this side of the flippin' asteroid belt. It is typically spelt with three O's, though more can be added for emphasis (never less).

The verb, ‘To Wooosh’, is to engage in an exhibition opening hosted at Wooosh Gallery. The noun, a ‘Wooosher’, is an attendee or fan or exhibiting artist of/at Wooosh Gallery (no hierarchy here bitches). A ‘Wooosh’ is a piece of work exhibited at Wooosh Gallery (typically A4), while ‘Wooosh!’ is an exclamation made due to the uncontainable excitement that a Wooosh is currently happening.

Are you guys going to Wooosh Gallery tonight???
Yeah totally! I heard there's gonna be some heavy Woooshing going down.

Who's the Wooosher?

Aren't we all???
Damn straight. But who's making the Wooosh?
I heard Wooosh are doing the Woooshing!
Aw shit son really?? Hell yeah! WooooOooOooosh!

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Wooosh

A slang term for when you don't get the joke

Wooosh it's a joke

Wooosh

Noun: A Word That Is Commonly Uses When Someone Dosent Understand The Joke; Can Also Be Typed Like r/wooosh

Verb: An Act Of excitement towards a person, object or place

A; Man, This Jokes Are To Control During Flights
B; But They Can't Fly
A: r/wooosh

Cant Wait To Go To Disney Land, Wooosh~

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Wooosh

You fucking misspeled Woooosh you fucking idiot

u/cuntmaster78: my dad virgin

u/posibly_a_ fridge: mhh... that is not posible because if he was a virgin then you would not be alive 🤓🤓🤓

u/PM_ME_YOUR_WARDROBES: r/wooosh

u/lil_genitals: u/PM_ME_YOUR_WARDROBES you fucking piece of shit i hope you die alone in a fucking pit you fucking piece of shit you misspeled woooosh you fucking idiot you fucking suck just fucking die

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Wooosh

To show excitment.

I'm going to the concert too! Wooosh! =

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