August 3

National Ask out your crush day. Your crush is not gonna say no on this day.

Do you wanna go out on August 3?

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squirrel :3

there are many types of :3 squirrels. Flying squirrel, chubby squirrel, baby squirrels, and even floofy squirrels! :O

look a squirrel :3

3 Spoons

If you are out with your significant other and you guys are digging your server, you ask for three spoons when you order a dessert. This will indicate to the server that you're interested in them. If they bring back your dessert with three spoons that means they're interested in joining you. If they only bring you two spoons then you have been rejected.

That waiter is so cute, let's ask for 3 Spoons so he'll join us.

phobia^3

the fear of fearing the fear of being afraid...

"I am afraid of fear..."-first guy
"that's one thing I'm afraid of being afraid of..."-second guy
"I fear of having ur fear! I call it phobia^3"-third guy (To second guy)

3%r

A male person who rides a motorcycle but their wife says they are 2% short of becoming a 1%r;
Still looking for his balls in her purse

Honey, you will always be a 3%r , you lack of dedication and lack of a decent sized sack of testicles will always make you 2% short of being a real bad ass

July 3

National eat a pineapple day. Don’t get spiked.

Guy: Why are you eating so many pineapples?
Girl: because it’s July 3rd!!!
Guy: What’s on July 3rd
Girl: National eat a pineapple day!

October 3

Hug anyone you want and see if they hug you back day

“Gives hug”
Why did you hug me

“It’s October 3rd”