e-bases

These are the bases that you're trying to get to when you're online with someome. They are similar to the bases you would try to get to with the oppisite sex on a real date. This is usally during an edate. While on this edate you will try to get into someones "e-pants."

Man, me and Suzie were texting and I was rounding the e-bases with her during cyber.

Hey, I heard that you and Steph were having online fun... Did you get to the third e-base with her?

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Base model

The lowest of the low. The least optioned car available. An entry level luxury vehicle for the poor that want to feel wealthy. Examples include Mercedes C class, BMW 1 and 3 series, and the Audi A4.

Base models:
-3 series.
-1 series
-C class
-A line

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Bomb the Base

When a person working in a multi-story office with a basement (usually a skyscraper) chooses to use the basement bathroom for "number two" or "dropping bombs" instead of using the floor he or she works on.

Hence, to bomb the base.

A spin off the 90s DJ name "Bomb The Bass."

Derek: Hey, do you want me to drop off your mail?
Tom: Yeah sure. But the mail slot is in the basement. We are on the 18th floor. Why are you headed down there?
Derek: After that enchilada lunch I fear I have no choice but to bomb the base.

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hater-base

The opposite of fanbase; a 'base' (group) of haters for a specific person, thing, or idea.

Justin Bieber has such a big hater-base, that you can't go anywhere without someone mentioning his name in anger.

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hit base

in terms of drug usage; hitting base is when you come down off of a high. when you become sober. =o

man i jus hit base.. lemme get another toke off that shizzz

aiight i just hit base, now i can drive on home coz im drunk no mo'.

i just hit base, all those midgets chasin' after me fo mahh drawers are gone now=

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plant-based

When someone eats like a vegan, but still accepts animals being exploited for entertainment, products and clothing.

"Are you a vegan?" "Nah, I'm only on a plant-based diet."

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87th Base

Having Ocular sex with your mother-in-law while watching shark week on the Discovery Channel.

Guy:Hey mom! I'm watching the Discovery Channel.

Mother-in-law: 87th base?

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