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When a woman’s breasts hang so low that her nipples line up with her belly button, thus resembling the Orion’s Belt constellation.
“Oh my god, look at Alyssa’s massive mammories! They’re dangling so low it looks like three dots in a row, just like Orion’s Belt!
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Someone who's gay, will act straight, but will not engage in sexual intercourse with some one from the same sex.
Person #1: Aren't you gay?
Person #2: Yeah, but I'm straight above the belt.
Polittically liberal culture, or lack of culture, like, whatever, within clamming distance of the coasts and inland salt water bodies (Puget Sound, Straits of Juan de Fuca, estuaries) of Washington, Oregon, Northern California, British Columbia, and Alaska. Spiritual Icon is Ivar Haglund (deceased and not risen again), Seattle seafood restauranteur and local character, noted for his sagely peaceful spiritual advice, "Keep Clam." Bivalve Belt persons are noted for prissily liberal politics, a fun-demented belief that Ivar will stay dead, 'Save the Spotted Owl' bumper stickers, and walking in the rain without umbrellas. A few have drowned by staring at the sky (overcast) with their mouths open.
Eat your heartland out, Midwest and Southern states, you've got the Bible Belt, but we here in the Northwest Corner are the Bivalve Belt.
When you pull out right before cumming and ejaculate on her waistline in a horizontal line.
Ryan:“I was fuckin ole girl the other day and the condom popped.
Brad: “damn bro what did you do?”
Ryan:”I kept hitting that shit then I pulled out and gave her a cream belt”
A sour belt is when someone tucks their penis between their own butt cheeks and sharts a juicy Tacobell fart they've been holding in for 3 days.
I was craving a sour belt and had to indulge in that sweet sweet aroma...
A belt that was made for “country people”, but can only be seen on private schoolboys.
Alfred: How was your holidays Spuddy?
Spud: It was bare mid, I went to Gympie
Alfred: that’s shit, I heard they don’t even wear Rm Belts