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A more sensible version of "the blind leading the blind"
Hammer: "Swanny and George are drunk as fuck, they have no idea what's going on"
Phaz: "I know bro, it's like The Blind Leading The Lost..."
In poker, a shitty hand you play in the big blind because nobody raised beforehand, and you can see the flop for free. Also known simply as a "blind special", since the small blind can usually limp in at a cheap price.
Player A: "You fucking made a full house with ten-deuce? Who are you, Doyle Brunson?"
Player B: "Nah man, I had the big blind special."
When you sit on your hand for an extended period of time then proceed to masturbate. Your hand will have gone numb so it feels like someone else is doing it for you.
"Me and Dave combined the Blind man's wank with a Dutch Rudder last night"
"Really? I've got to try that! Sounds like a rush!"
Like the Double Stranger only blindfolded so its as if nothing is happening at all
Being a good cathelic boy i never watch myself jerk-off especially when i give myself the double blind stranger
Best game ever. All you do is set your camera to "Flash: ON" then come up behind your victim, put the camera in their face right at the last second before taking a photo while simultaneously yelling loudly 'I BLINDS YOU!'
Guaranteed the shot will be awesome, and a skilled photog can even get themselves in the shot pissing themselves in the background.
Steve aka The Assailant: Check this shit out... Bernice is gonna shit herself *flash: ON* *creeps up* I BLINDS YOU BITCH!
Bernice aka The Victim: Dammit Steve, I just shit myself. But I can't stay mad at you.. *LOLZ ROFLMAOZ* It should be an awesome photo! Thanks for the memories!
Steve aka The Assailant: You're quite welcome...... Bitch.
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A dating scenerio in which not only do the participants not know each other, but they are also actually blind.
I wonder how Jackie and Tim will even find each other on their double blind date tonight.
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Descriptive of a severely chafed penis following sustained sexual activity, masturbation or having being fellated by Esther Rantzen.
I went up the road to Cabanatuan for a pint of milk and came back with a cock like a blind skater's elbow.
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