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When you eat so much red velvet cake you get crimson colored diarrhea and drag your anus across your SO's chest.
"Did you hookup with Stacy last night?"
"Yeah, I gave her a red carpet."
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A partener who licks a hairy vogina
i caught the two lesbians carpet bumping in the bathroom stall at burger king!
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This one cannot be done alone. You must first gather a bunch of your friends. Then you must find Sloptimus Prime. Once you have obtained Sloptimus tie her legs to the head board of a bed. Have all of your friends blow a nut inside of Sloptimus. The one who is the father 9 months fater looses.
Russ: I got bad new....Sloptimus Prime called, remember that game of Persian Carpet Roulette we played 9 months ago... looks like Doc is the father. Doc: But it looks like Mike. Randy: It kinda looks like Russ. Mike: Lets go on Maury and pray its not a freakish mix of all of us.
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The sexual act of going down to the Alabama Coast line and fucking a girl who has sand in her vagina
Andrew: Dude I can't understand why my dick hurts.
Brian: Didn't you just back from Alabama?
Andrew: Oh yeah Must be that Alabama Carpet Ride i got!
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Having intercourse with a beautiful woman.
She's smoking hot.....I'd love to ride that magic carpet.
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The week that your period is. The week that all guys should just be nice to you since your pissy anyway!
Dang it I cant beleive its red carpet week!
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When the color of the hair on the head is the same color as the pubes.
Look at that broad's blue hair. There's no fucking way she has matching curtains and carpet.
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