dry sex

Sexual intercoarse were the femal is naked except for the panties. The man rubs his penis on her untill he cums. 97% safer that penis to vagina intercoarse.

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Dry Gulch

To knock someone out with a vase, frying pan or other handy object as they walk through the doorway.

Shhhh quiet! If he comes through the door, dry gulch him with that lamp.

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dry snitching

Verb. The proper definition is to ACCIDENTALLY or UNINTENTIONALLY snitch on yourself or someone else.

"Don't bring Quincy, bro. He start dry snitching when he get drunk."

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Dry Texter

a dry texture is a person who has no flavor in there texts. they never get jokes and they use the ugly laughing with tears emoji. its so disgusting. and they ae so boring.

NonDryTexter: GFGUJGYRU THIS IS HILARIOUSSSS
DryTexter: Lol
NonDryTexter: you are so dry lmao-
DryTexter: What does lmao mean? And im not dry
NonDryTexter: I-
DryTexter: Finish your sentence
NonDryTexter: LKJHGFDSDFGHJ PLEASE-
DryTexter: Please what? And what do all those random letters mean?
NonDryTexter: *blocks cutely*
Dry Texter

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Dry Walls

The female version of blue balls. When a female has not had sex in a long time, so the walls of her vagina begin to try up.

Becky hasn't had sex in 9 months, the next time she has sex she will need lube, because she has dry walls

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Dry Laugh

When a drunk person has a conversation with sober people, the sober people think its totally awkward that the person is drunk, and will give an awkward kinda fake laugh

Jeff dry laughed at me so much last night because i was smashed and he hadnt drank a thing

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dry town

a place where liquor cannot be sold

man I could use a drink, too bad this is a dry town

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