Taint Face

A Term of Endearment, used for those who are a complete Dickhead, and have an ass-chin. Therefore, Their Face would be the 'Taint'. Hence The Name, Taint Face.

Wow! That Dickhead, with an ass-chin, was a real Taint Face!

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Face Muff

v. A very disrespectful, semi-violent act of palming and pushing the shit out of the victims face, usually in a downward manner.

"I was beating her boyfriends ass and that fat bitch tried to jump. I didn't want to hit her, cause she is like half female, so I face muffed that bitch!"

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brunch face

The starved and jealous look on the faces of people waiting in long lines at busy brunch spots.

Diner one: "OMG, did you see that guy's pancakes? I'm so getting the pancakes. They look so good I could die!"

Diner two: "Dude, that guy over there's totally giving me the brunch face."

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FACE CRACK

Popularised by the tv show Rupaul's Drag Race, face crack is a term used to refer a shocking event. When something you don't expect makes you react : you are face cracked

See also : being gagged

If a friend tells you something shocking via text and you are shocked you can reply with *face crack*

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potato face

Someone who's face looks like a potato. This is usually used as an insult.

There are many things that rhyme with this word, including:
-Kobe's shoelace
-Religious waste
-Tomato paste
-Running pace
etc.

Man, that dude looks like a potato face!

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Face Gravy

The act of pounding and/or bashing a person's face into a wall or the pavement until their face turns to a gravy-like substance

"Lets make FACE GRAVY!" -- Goliath, Borderlands 2

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skeet face

-a girl who constantly gets ejaculated semen on her face..
----from different people;

Merrill-That girl Diana is a skeet face.
Courtney- eeewwww

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