Fap-O-Rama

An event of masterbational proportions, such as when a gathering of men and/or women gain witness to sexual nature in its most beautiful form.

Bro#1: Tell me you saw that bangin' chick rip her ass through that lycra...
Bro#2: I think the whole mall saw!
Bro#1: There has got to be at least 10 heads in this fap-o-rama...I'm gonna call my bro, he works for surveillance.
Bro#2: Bro, commence the call.

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Fap-jack

What was once a physical image but now is a mental image due to respect

He got in trouble for using his fap-jack.

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fap n' freeze

When it's -20 degrees fahrenheit and you have a fap attack (a sudden urge to masturbate) and you ejaculate while it instantly freezes as soon as it comes out of your penis

Cameron had to get stitches because he had to fap n' freeze.

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turbo fap

a money making scheme

did you see the turbo fap on my screen?

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Anti-fap Activist

1.A woman who can't handle the fact that men beat their meat.
2.A man who doesn't have the balls to admit he faps.
insert 1/2 here and makes it known.

Yo dawg, that slut over there is an anti-fap activist, waving her "No fap!" and "Beat MY meat!" signs.

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super fap zone

A zone in which you masturbate intensely

I want to go to the super fap zone tonight.

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Must Fap March

The month after No-Fap February where you can fap for ever... or at least until ass-lick april

I will participate in Must Fap March

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