Father

someone who will never come back

father: going to get milk
son: aight see you in heaven or hell

father

wait a minute you dont have one hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahaha

mommy where did father go to get the milk

Father

Something I never had

I wish my friends weren't like my father

father

something i dont have and never will

my father left me when i was 5 after my mom got a job

Father Wristmas

Jerking off on Christmas Day

Where you bin, we're about to open the presents?

Got a gift from Father Wristmas!

Gross.

Baby Mothers (Mama) or Fathers

Baby Mothers (Mama) or Baby Fathers (Daddy) Syndrome (Term widely used in the African American and Caribbean Community)
Individuals who continues to have children by several Fathers or Mothers without at times being married to each other or taking responsibility for the child or children welfare and upbringing.

My Baby Mothers (Mama) or Fathers

Father Fragrance

Father Fragrance can emit any smell and just snap his fingers and he will smell like that thing he imagined

Father Fragrance smells like grilled cheese.