geeked up

To be high on crack & weed rolled in a blunt(referred to as a geek) when smoked it makes your heart race and makes you paranoid leading to the term "geeked up"

We gunna go smoke a geek tonight or what?

Damn I was so geeked up!

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Band geek

A high schooler who engages in band and nothing else. Usually pimply, socially awkward, shunned by the attractive/popular crowd, band geeks fume inwardly and tell themselves that they will someday get their revenge with higher salaries and good jobs. Band geeks often engage in videogames, masturbation, and band-camp adventures with pine cones for fun. Beware of these people!
DANGER: Band geeks spend their weekend nights at home on computers where they fill urbandictionary.com with false definitions of themselves aimed at improving their self-esteem. They can only be considered cool by their own standards, which luckily for them do not use social skills, attractiveness, intelligence or a sense of style in measurement.

Hottie: Ewwww, that band geek looked at me baby! His greasiness could be contagious!
Charismatic Jock: Don't worry baby. I'll put on my gloves and stuff him in a locker for you.

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uber geek

Some kid that is a true geek.

Domenic M. is the biggest uber geek ever.

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eber-geek

While similar to Ubernerd.

An Eber-geek is one who is consumed with their Ethernet connection and the wonderfull world of online gaming. Someone who spends all their time glued to a computer playing games like Dungeons and Dragons and Warcraft, etc... These people also have no lives nor do they ever shut down their computers resulting in sucking up all the bandwith the internet has to offer.

(Mother to 30 year old son)

MOTHER: Honey time to eat
EBER-GEEK: MOM! I'm playing Dungeons and Dragons!
MOTHER: But its time to eat it's your favorite
EBER-GEEK: MOM! I'm playing Dungeons and Dragons! LEAVE ME ALONE
MOTHER: *sigh* god my son is such an Eber-geek...

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geeking off

To geek off - to express anger verbally in a loud manner

I asked her to clean her room but she started geeking off at me saying she wouldn't do it

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geeked up

To get a pump or natural high off lifting weights, most likely after taking a supplement like no xplode.

"Gonna get geeked up on this one!!!!!!!"

-RONNIE COLEMAN

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Geek Speak

How now brown fire extinguisher.

Eat brick.

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