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The original Lotion Hat occured around 1999 in Grand Terrace, California. A lotion hat is a festive hat that happens when a friend passes out after heavy drinking and a generous amount of lotion is applied on to the head. You may also substitue lotion with almost any thing else such as ketchup, mustard, any kind of salad dressing, pudding, mayonase, and or hot sauce. But remeber if ketchup is applied it is not a lotion hat it is a ketchup hat, mustard equals mustard hat, etc.
Damn i cant believe i got lotion hats last night!
Dude you got lotion hats, what a bitch.
I hate lotion hats!
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One or two squares of tissue paper carefully folded around the male genital area. Made to look like the head of Yoda. Originally used to prevent injuries such as cuts or burns. But later used as a way from preventing an erection, due to its odd looking shape. Effectively becoming a hornyness party pooper.
The first Yoda hat was originally made in October, 2012 in Misawa City, Aomori prefecture, Japan. The hat was heavily influenced by the rich Origami history of this country.
The hat was made by a japanese girl for her mexican boyfriend.
Mexican bf: I am so hot for you right now... i want to lick your nipples.
Japanese gf: (japanese accent) oh, is my baby horny?
Mexican bf: mhmm, i want to pull you next to me and bite your neck.
Japanese gf: I have stuff to do. let me get the Yoda hat.
Mexican bf: you are a party pooper to my hornyness.
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the interior state of a womans genitalia when considerably aroused. Far damper than an Otter's Pocket.
She was as wet as a fishes hat
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The ability to project power through the size/embroidery of your hat. Most applies to Military Commanders of high rank, who wear large hats.
"Dude, you see that General get that guy to jump off the cliff yelling "God Bless America!"?"
"Yeah he's got major Hat Skillz"
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The Primordial God of Anarchy and Chaos
Drake: I like Boys
Kanye: α¨αααα α αααα±α ααα α α₯α α«ααα’ yegirigiri Δganinituni meliβΔki itβeralehu
Drake: βOh niggaβ
Cat in The Hat: Splits drake atom by atom for being a certified boy lover
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Can be spelt P4rTii H4t if you are a serious faggot
It is either:
a) A condom
or
b) A hat that you are wearing at a party, possibly as a joke.
Person A: "You look like a cunt"
Person B: "Stop berating me, it's a party hat you stupid faggot.
Person A: "Just take it off!"
Person B: "Fuck you, you gaylord
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