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When you start off telling a story that you think is extremely interesting, but as you keep talking, you realize it is actually very boring, this phrase can be thrown in at the end of the story to try and make it slightly better.
People always love a good "finding money" story.
Jane: "Oh my God the craziest thing happened to me over the weekend! I was walking down Main St, and I saw that the light ahead was about to change. So I had to run to cross the street and I just made it in time... And then I found five dollars!"
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A joke used in twitch streams to piss people off. It was inspired by Donald Trump. It uses a glitch in the twitch donation system where you can recall your money but the donation message still appears in the stream.
Here, take this small loan of a million dollars.
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Making a small or worthless contribution (see also putting pennies in the pound jar for British)
She might as well be putting dimes in the dollar jar with the amount of help she's contributing.
Donald Trump's way of bragging about his riches and tax fraud.
When I started off in Brooklyn, my father gave me "A small loan of a million dollars" - Donald Trump
Someone who's too poor to afford anything at the Dollar Store.
Damn, since Bob's Foodstamps ran out, he's a Dollar Store window shopper.
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If one lays down perfectly flat on a sofa and puts his/her feet against one arm and there is still room between his/her head and the opposing arm, THAT is a four-dollar couch.
"Wow, Paul!" said Katie. "This four-dollar couch is great for sleeping!"
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One who is skillful at using the McDonalds Dollar Menu.
Man: Wow i spend $50.00 at McDonalds.
Random person: You should have consulted the Dollar Menu Master before coming.
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