the sexiest being alive or dead
"its jacob kirk the sexiest being alive or dead"
Jacob Ulrich is a guy who spends and extravagant amount of money for no profit
Did you hear Jacob Ulrich spent $50,000 on his car and can’t make it out of the LCS?
Big lad with big muscles but dun out behaviour
Look at that Jacob fortune hies so fruityyyyy
A really kind loving boy who tries to put a smile on everyone’s face, he is miss treated a lot of the time which isn’t fair as his kind nature and drive to help others warm the hearts of everyone
Me: I’ve been feeling really sad lately
Guy : yeah why
Me: I dunno just haven’t felt myself but I spoke to Jacob Peel and now I feel better
Guy: yeah he’s an awesome guy
Annoying and says stupid things a lot and has anger issues
He is so annoying he is being such a Jacob Free
A jacob Kronert is typically described as an abomination to the doughnut industry. He looks like a hybrid between a penguin and a walrus which explains why he walks like a penguin with diarrhea and creates earthquakes like a walrus.
watch out for that Jacob kronert guy he might steal your doughnut