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Jonathan is very cool and not lonely at all.
He is the best at everything and not terrible at talking to people I promise.
He's super super super amazing and cool and not at all ugly.
This is all very true and not one bit of a lie.
I promise.
You can trust me, this is the Internet, you should always trust the Internet.
"Is that Jonathan? He's soooo cool and popular, look at all them people chasing him"
A really interesting individual.
Don't let his charm fool you, he's an emotionless sociopath.
Girl1: Omg like, Jonathan just texted me
Girl2: Stay away from him, he's no good
Noun: name of some you love
Jonathan (jonnie) a boy you will love for the rest of your life, someone who has more red flags than an actual red flag factory... But for some reason when you see him you wil forget everything thing that you need to avoid about him. The reason you breathe and the reason you want to hold your breath
Jonathan, will you help me out?
Jonnie, I love you.
A really sexy beast who get all the ladies.
He is so sexy it's must be Jonathan
A kid who is a bit weird, he seems nice at first but he turns out to be super annoying and you want to nudge him off a bridge
“Do you know Jonathan”
“Yeah, that kid is mad annoying, let’s beat him up
“Sure”
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A boy who wants to become a danish citizen and has to obey his master Simon to collect 100 danish points so he can become a dane.
If u find u a local “jonathan” and he is darkskin he pull all da hoes and another thing cuh got motion