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Fraudulent Louis Vuitton merchandise. It's estimated that 99% of LV branded goods aren't genuine. If you see someone with an LV bag, it's overwhelmingly likely to be fake.
Basic bitches buy $40 Louis Fauxton bags made out of plastic. Brandthirsty bitches buy $200 Louis Fauxton bags made from canvas and leather. Status whores buy $500+ all-leather Louis Fauxton bags (usually a Capucines or Epi leather) replicated at a perfect 1:1 ratio .
True "AAA" or 1:1" Louis Fauxton bags are almost as rare as genuine LV and can sometimes mistakenly be authenticated and even repaired or heat stamped by LV.
"I can't afford to buy a new Louis Vuitton Empreinte Speedy, so I bought a Louis Fauxton from the back of a Korean taco food truck on Canal Street. Shit was a legit AAA replica, so I couldn't even get a taco after.
He’ll say that he won’t tell anyone but will immediately go and say it all over an anonymous app he can’t fully get over his ex girlfriend so he stalks her
I’ll call you now but actually meaning I’m an hours time
“I’ll call you now”
1 hour later
Me:where u
“I’ll call now”
Wait nvm it’s Louis time
A 6'4 sexy beast of a man, who typically lies about his height yet still has something 6.4, he lies about that to but he is funny asf
Synonym for bastard, asshole, dickhead
League of legends part-time lover
Doesn't know how to train legs so has a big condition of chicken legs.
Claims to be the perfect man referring him-self to superman despite not having black hair.
Thinks he is a genius but believes the world is flat.
Will steal your cat to make dog food that he will eat for protein.
That Louis is Rohan's little puppet but didn't get his chicken curry cause he was afraid of seeing his legs in the meal
The louis Kufferman theory is that the world is flat.