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On March 22nd, a day for the most hot, amazing, 40+ babes on earth...MILFS.
Friend: Hey, what day is it today?
Friend 2: It’s Milf Appreciation Day Dipshit!
Friend: Oh how could I forget this amazing day!
A construction dumpster, typically 20ft or longer
After I finished the remodel, I took his wife out to the MILF hotel
a milf ghost is a ghost that haunts your house as a older sexy ass women or a milf this type of ghost may or may not have seggs with you in your dreams although it ain't real seggs your dick gonna be covered in milf ghost juices in the morning...
dude my house is haunted by this suicide milf ghost
She wants my big long pp as a compensation for my soul
Expensive vehicle driven by an attractive woman of advancing years
Have you seen her Porsche, it's a real milf float
A woman age 40+ who cuts a lemon in half and shoves it up her cooch to squeeze the lemon and squirt literal pussy and lemon juice from her vagina
"Oh God I am such a Lemon Milf!"
A very attractive woman who’s up for anything in the bedroom.
Wow, Alex is so lucky, he totally has a step-milf for a girlfriend.