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Rubbing spooge onto your face and wearing it like a spa treatment
Christy really likes Oakland face masks…says they make her skin so supple!
The act of wearing a face mask while you have bad breath or lingering booze seeping from your pores
I drank too much tequila last night, so luckily with the Covid mask mandate, I'll be masking my breath from my boss today!
When the brother shoots his load on his sister's face and the mother licks it off.
I gave my sister a Virginia face mask but my mom walked in...
When your fighting fire and dont want your face burned.
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When you put your dick in a cannoli and make a girl eat it from waist height as a joke, then when she goes to take a bite you grab her head and force the cannoli/dick in disguise down her throat. This makes the cream go all over her face.
Mark: What happened to you Martha?
Martha: oh, this mess? Yeah Jack gave me an italian face mask the other day.
A sexual act in which a man ejaculates and rubs the ejaculate onto his partners face around bedtime. It will dry overnight and can then be peeled off in the morning to cleanse pores.
Friend 1: “Damn girl your skin looks so good!”
Friend 2: “Thanks, my man has been giving me specialty face masks every night.”
When a female masterbates with icy hot In extremely cold weather
Yea dude I saw Karen doing the Alaskan ski mask last night on the porch