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The bruise a woman gets when she attaches a swedish penis pump to her breast and engages in oral activities.
After my daughter was born, my wife was known to have a breast muffin or two.
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Abbreviation phrase for: "motherfucking bullshit"
Phil always says he is studying for school, but since he is promiscuous, we all know his story if muffin bush.
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Muffin-top: When someone's fat spills out of their tight, or too low cut for their figure pants and hangs over the sides like a muffin. This phenomema usually occurs in tandem with what is supposed to be a belly shirt, but becomes a reason for someone else to start a diet.
That muffin-top over there makes me wanna puke...I think I wanna go to the gym today.
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Horse poop, usually found on a trail. Usually used in polite company.
Whe we go for walks I have to watch carefully so my dog doesn't eat Pony Muffins.
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Gaming Term: meaning a player who is complete trash, and is not even close to good and never will be.
"That guy is a complete Scrub muffin. He should uninstall."
"Look at these Scrub Muffinz, they are so bad they should just quit life."
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The first thing in the morning is you get your pussy licked.
Hey, Teresa, my boyfriend gave me the best pussy licking first thing in the morning...Ohhh, Karen, I love a good sunshine muffin at the crack of dawn.
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When someone is really sweet, but a hoe, and you don't want to call them a hoe in a mean way.
Jessica, that's the 4th hook up you had in 2 days.. you're such a hoe muffin!
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