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The bruise a woman gets when she attaches a swedish penis pump to her breast and engages in oral activities.
After my daughter was born, my wife was known to have a breast muffin or two.
Muffin-top: When someone's fat spills out of their tight, or too low cut for their figure pants and hangs over the sides like a muffin. This phenomema usually occurs in tandem with what is supposed to be a belly shirt, but becomes a reason for someone else to start a diet.
That muffin-top over there makes me wanna puke...I think I wanna go to the gym today.
Abbreviation phrase for: "motherfucking bullshit"
Phil always says he is studying for school, but since he is promiscuous, we all know his story if muffin bush.
Horse poop, usually found on a trail. Usually used in polite company.
Whe we go for walks I have to watch carefully so my dog doesn't eat Pony Muffins.
The first thing in the morning is you get your pussy licked.
Hey, Teresa, my boyfriend gave me the best pussy licking first thing in the morning...Ohhh, Karen, I love a good sunshine muffin at the crack of dawn.
When someone is really sweet, but a hoe, and you don't want to call them a hoe in a mean way.
Jessica, that's the 4th hook up you had in 2 days.. you're such a hoe muffin!
A corn bread muffin. This is a delicious treat which is essentially sweetened corn bread in the shape of a muffin.
Pass the chuck-muffins because I am starving.