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A soup concoction that consists of Chinese egg drop soup and semen.
Chow Hung invited his girlfriend over for a nice Chinese dinner. Little did the bitch know that she got served salt malt soup.
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National salt day is a day we should all bow down to salt Bc they are hot.
me: Hey it’s national salt day today
Ur dad: what’s that?
Me: a day we bow down to a hot ass mf
A term which is used to describe someone who jacks off into their hand until they blow their load and then sling it into an unsuspecting persons face.
Serena: I was at a party last night when I walked into a bedroom and Ronald was there beating his meat
Celine: Wow Ronald actually did that?
Serena: Yes it didn’t end there though, he did the Skegness Salt Chucker on me and it was all in my freshly done hair.
To make a situation thats already bad worse!
Man, why the fuck are pouring salt on the wound?
Oh yeah... why dont you keep pouring salt on the wound, it's only going to make things worse!
I think I just fucked shit up even more by pouring salt on the wound.
ew you just salted your kipper, while eddie danced provocatively.
a very painful thing to threaten to your friends *also works with peper*
i will put salt in your foreskin
A sex move often used by GILFs where one sips saline solution from a denture cup with the intention to spit it into another's urethra.
Dude, your grandma give me some good salt water taffy last night!