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When borrowed anal beads will stay inside someone anus and keep falling out.
She said I was welcome to use her anal beads, but my check machine is broken so it was a waste of time.
the greatest group of epic gamers.
*dabs*
Broken Sewage Plant is the greatest group of epic gamers.
*dabs*
repeatedly say no to a hoebag that has a crush on you but you hate this person
I used the broken record method on her
A person who apologizes to you but later tries to justify their means (after they’ve already apologized.)
Not taking full accountability; an ungenuine apology.
Him: “I’m sorry I entertained other girls.”
*10 minutes later*
“Well you fucked that dude 2 years ago and I forgave you for it.”
Her: Your using the past in your favor to justify your actions!!! What a broken apology you just gave!!!
A broken Nokia phone is a really rare thing to find because only the strongest things can break it.
Guy 1: OMG IS THAT A BROKEN NOKIA PHONE!
Guy 2: OMG, IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD!
A Broken Jukebox is basically just code words for blowjob or a BJ.
friend 1: My mom gave my dad a bj...
friend 2:Let's all not think negative, bj stands for Broken Jukebox.
(this was how the word was invented)
A condition where person who passes you in the street or wherever intentionally turns their head so they don't have to look at you resulting in their neck being stuck in a random direction, all to avoid those below them
The lady who walked passed us must have broken neck syndrome just to avoid making eye contact with minority