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A rental apartment that a married man or just a man in his 30's rents just to "passout" at or to bang younger women at. Pass out pads usually have the bare essentials; including a bed and sometimes condoms. But, usually not!
The place is never clean; yet is never dirty. And it is always within walking distance of bars and clubs.
Women usually have to bring their own toilet paper if they want to spend the night there. If you don't, I suggest taking a few cocktail napkins from the bar before you leave.
If you get hungry in the morning, you can forget about breakfast. His fridge wont even be plugged in. So, just make your way to Starbucks and forget that this guy ever existed!
Guy at bar: Want to come see my pass out pad?
You; drunk at bar: Okay
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The Legendary C-Word Pass is above almost above all passes. It's power is as powerful as the N-Word Pass. Use this pass to call your caucasian (white) friends a white cracker or white cunt without the possibility of getting beat up.
Black guy: Hey wassup my white crackers
White guy: What the fuck did you say to me little shit? You have a pass for that?
Black guy: *Shows C-Word Pass*
White guy: WTF!? Okay, I won't fuck you up, btw wassup?
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A sacred, all-mighty treasure that has been worshipped for its unlimited power since ancient times. The artifact originated in the palace of king Etana of Sumer, and has been guarded in the depths of a secret chamber. With it, the holder, no matter who they are, and regardless of their race, may legally say the n-word without getting they ass jumped.To receive an n-word pass is to receive a top class of respect in the hood. It is said that for centuries, countless wars have been fought over the n-word pass and who shall be its rightful owner.It is to this day that the power of the n-word pass is biologically granted to black people.
*It is important to note that all people of African or black heritage (at least 40%) have a natural n-word pass,which they are granted at birth. It is theorized that it acts as an organ, inside the testicles.
*It is also important to note that for those who receive an n-word pass, unless the giver says otherwise, that the pass will expire after a certain amount of time, which is typically, but not always, exactly 69 days after receiving the n-word pass.
Jamal brownie: you a real nigga in the hood
Jimmy gringo: for real man?
Jamal brownie: yea my nigga, here's a n-word pass
Jimmy gringo: it is an honor to call you my nigga
Nigga standing by#1 : man jump this foo
Nigga standing by#2:its ight homie he got the n-word pass
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A state of intoxication well past not only the legal limit but also exceeding a person's physical safety.
"Oh damn, its only 10:00 and John is already passed the fuck out"
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1. A permit allowing an individual to enter the performer's area at a concert or show.
2. Backing regular vaginal sex with a little ass fucking. (Going backstage after the main show.)
3. Being invited to hit that ass.
1. That bitch is so hot, she got tossed a back stage pass.
2. bitch slept through my fuck so I back staged her just to hear her moan.
3. Clothes off, face down, ass up, c'mon.
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going to a football tailgate, hooking up with a random skank, making out with her before you girl friend catches you. drinking 2 shots of Jameison and then passing out in somebody's pick up truck while crying.
Dude, dont invite that Andrew dude to any more FSU tailgates. He'll just show up and then pass out and cry.
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The most powerful thing known to man this any white man or woman can have UNLIMITED POWER
Tom: Bro Toby got the n word pass
Yui : he has the power to destroy a universe..
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