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When you get swole AF, and she can't handle it.
"Jason came at me with his purple package, and now I can barely walk today."
A person with a red slushie and another with a blue slushie have a full makeout sesh and create purple.
Him: Let’s make a purple slushie together!
Her: I’m down
Oh yes, a purple penis is a penis that a dwarf leprechaun has. He will chase you down and whack you in the face with his dick. He will jizz cum all over you and with his Cheeto dust pubic hairs.
Me: Oh shit, there is a Purple Penis!
You: Oh fuck, RUN!
Dwarf leprechaun: Hehe, I eat shitttt.
The act of not being able to sneeze. Tilting your head back, squinting your eyes, and you end up swearing because you were unable to sneeze. Similar to blue balls but nostrils.
Gustavo:Fuck!!
Ethan: Dude, are you okay?
Gustavo: Yeah, man I just really had to sneeze and I couldn't
Ethan: I hate when that happens man, it's called purple nostrils by the way.
The act of wearing a purple sick and a coca cola sock while snorting massive amounts of glitter laced cocaine
Man I just doing purple cocaine with the boys on Saturdays.
a very chad of a human has balls of steel and is one of the strongest and best youtubers in the world he has dont many chad things like giving 1 milion dollars to charity.
dumb purple is cool
any hidden traits or ambitions that show great flamboyance. "Purple," is used rather than, say, green or orange, because it is particularly flamboyant and favored mostly by women and homosexual men. One may imagine the "inner purple" as a shining, glittery ooze filling the thoracic cavity, and smelling of gayness. This substance emerges in those moments of, "Wow, I know you're hetero, but that is the gayest thing I've seen all day."
The inner purple incarnates the flamboyance that resides within us all.
Mr. Macho: "I listened to that CD over the weekend and--- well-- it was just---fab-u-lousss!"
Friend of Macho: "I think I just caught a glimpse of your inner purple."