sad guy

someone real pathetic, generally a mate

fella1: i hate jamie
fella2: yeah hes a sad guy

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Sad Story

Noun: 1. Someone who is around to limit the amount of insults that occur between group members, because that person is the one whom all jokes and insults are aimed at.
2. An anticlimatic or uninteresting story.
3. One who tells sad stories.
4. One who is grimace in appearance and always seems to be constantly high, and seems to have a genetic defect such as down syndrome, obesity or necrophilia.
5. A person who enjoys the company of large black women.

"O no its Sad Story Scott! Quick pretend we're not here."

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sad daniel

sum homeless dude hoo steals guitars. other wise known as sad dan

wheres my guitar gone?
i dunno, mayb sad dan has it

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Sad Ball

A ball made from loose items around a store in which a person works. The ball represents all of the hardships one must go through while working a dead end job at minumum wage for at least 3 years. It may be decorated with pictures of sad faces.

Traditional items used for assembly: Shrink Wrap, Windex, paper, parperclips, a child's shoe, flammable liquid, and/or ass pennies.

Sad Batt is not included.

1st pissed off employee: Shit man. I hate my job. Let's make a sad ball and fucking through at the store.

2nd pissed off employee: Fuck man. Let's put some lighter fluid in that shit and set it on fire.

Hilarity ensues.

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sad loser

Also known in Holland as a "sad sad loser", a sad loser is somebody who feels confident enough to chide or mock him/herself when they do something that is considered breft, aloof or silly.

"I was walking down the street and this gorgeous woman smiled at me and stopped to talk, however I just mumbled and kept walking because I am a sad sad loser."

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Strong Sad

Gron Sad, aka The Wiggety Wiener, aka Strong Sad

"Is that you Julian Sands?"

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Sad Shirley

When a redheaded girl is straddling a guys face and right when she comes she puts her bush on his forehead so it looks like he’s crying.

Guy: I met this hot redhead and asked if she was a freak in bed
Guy2: well, was she?
Guy: more than I thought! She gave me a sad Shirley

Guy2: gross dude. Gross

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