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When you lick an asshole and wind up with a shit mustache.
Dinner was so good, but the Happy Sanchez was the best dessert!!
Hottest girl alive as of now. Has a beautiful smile, soft straight hair, and pretty eyes and she speaks the hottest Spanish ever. Does a lot of stupid shit and often regrets it but it never stops her from being adventurous. She makes you wanna be alive but also shoot yourself in the leg cause she can piss you off. Can't do good on a multiple-choice test to save her life cause she is so indecisive. She will never tell you where she wants to eat or have sex because she will be too busy making weird noises while itching her right eye. Very fast at typing because her fingers are ... trained. Very skeptical, untrusting, but very horny. Generally likes toes, especially tanned toes with purple nail polish. Loves getting head, especially in the backseat of a car but is also a great communicator. Sike.
Dude 1: Dude I asked out Kacey
Dude 2: Oh bro that's cool Kacey Sanchez is great in bed
A large, loud, and sensitive latino male.
Come on man, I was only joking. You don't have to be a Corey Sanchez.
Sexual position similar to the "Dirty Sanchez" but preformed durring a womans menstrual cycle
My lady was on her period, so I had to give her a Salsa Sanchez last night.
Girl is riding you cowboy while friend is giving her anal. Friend pulls out and gives girl dirty sanchez which drizzles onto your upper lip.
You have to be there to receive a dirty sanchez by proxy.
Slippery Sanchez:
The act of throwing lubricant at a Puerto Rican musician
Damn I went to the coheed show last night and gave them a total Slippery Sanchez!
When a woman finger bangs her self in front of a man and pulls out her finger and drags it under the mans nose.
Bob was turned on while Cindy finger banged her self but nearly barfed when she gave him the "miss dirty sanchez".