when a no life redditor draws two characters into a romantic or sexual relationship (e.g. Tyler Joseph X Josh Dun). even if the characters have nothing to do with each other (e.g. Alice X Oliver), or are years apart (e.g. Deku X Eri)
"I hate when people do character ships. especially when the two characters are years apart. at that point just admit you're pedophile"
It’s a Holliday that consists of people shipping a person with 2 people and if it gets the votes needed the person needs to date the chosen one
Are you ready for ship December?
The act of cuming out of at least a second story window and a girl catching it in her mouth
Mom: Honey its time for supper
Son: Not now mom I wont be done shipping nuts till sunrise
When someone writes (in a public place)- the initials of two people they think should be together win a relationship.
“Oooh- I ship HM+TL- let me carve a shipping mark onto this tree”
spy ship (n): a floating vessel full of people who think they are spies, secretly collecting information, except they are on a freaking *ship* and not particularly secret
The Russian spy spy ship off the coast of the USA is full of top-bunk jackoffs.
Someone who can be shipped with anyone; mostly used with celebrities.
I sometimes imagine myself dating and being with Danny DeVito 'coz he's ship-like.
How da seaside-magistrate's docket-entry would read when referring to a legal-wrangling procedure regarding a wayward sailor who "had a girl in every port", and who therefore might eventually need to show his crude weather-beaten visage in front of said refined black-and-white-robed individual regarding paternity, broken prenuptials, etc.
In da Laurel and Hardy film, "Live Ghost", Mae Busch's character, "dear ol' Maisie", belabors her deadbeat-alcoholic husband off da ship with her furled umbrella; da implication is dat she will haul him before da local judge on charges entitled, "courtship vs. ship-court".