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character ship

when a no life redditor draws two characters into a romantic or sexual relationship (e.g. Tyler Joseph X Josh Dun). even if the characters have nothing to do with each other (e.g. Alice X Oliver), or are years apart (e.g. Deku X Eri)

"I hate when people do character ships. especially when the two characters are years apart. at that point just admit you're pedophile"

by real_mrbreast April 12, 2025


Ship December

It’s a Holliday that consists of people shipping a person with 2 people and if it gets the votes needed the person needs to date the chosen one

Are you ready for ship December?

by Vegans December 05, 2019


Shipping Nuts

The act of cuming out of at least a second story window and a girl catching it in her mouth

Mom: Honey its time for supper
Son: Not now mom I wont be done shipping nuts till sunrise

by Nofuckyoufuckyoufuckyou May 15, 2020


Shipping mark

When someone writes (in a public place)- the initials of two people they think should be together win a relationship.

“Oooh- I ship HM+TL- let me carve a shipping mark onto this tree”

by Secretary Hamilton December 24, 2023


spy ship

spy ship (n): a floating vessel full of people who think they are spies, secretly collecting information, except they are on a freaking *ship* and not particularly secret

The Russian spy spy ship off the coast of the USA is full of top-bunk jackoffs.

by sooooowhat February 15, 2017


ship-like

Someone who can be shipped with anyone; mostly used with celebrities.

I sometimes imagine myself dating and being with Danny DeVito 'coz he's ship-like.

by someone from the internet October 23, 2020


courtship vs. ship-court

How da seaside-magistrate's docket-entry would read when referring to a legal-wrangling procedure regarding a wayward sailor who "had a girl in every port", and who therefore might eventually need to show his crude weather-beaten visage in front of said refined black-and-white-robed individual regarding paternity, broken prenuptials, etc.

In da Laurel and Hardy film, "Live Ghost", Mae Busch's character, "dear ol' Maisie", belabors her deadbeat-alcoholic husband off da ship with her furled umbrella; da implication is dat she will haul him before da local judge on charges entitled, "courtship vs. ship-court".

by QuacksO March 04, 2025